"Where is that lil’ flame booger anyway?"
"I’m not little, Fi." The doused elemental gripped the door frame. "The cubs ran off a few nights ago and I had to chase them down. I ended up tripping into a river on the way back this afternoon." He sighed, pushing back his drenched hair out of his eyes.
IF I SEE WAKE UP AGAIn, I’M GONNA CRY AT PRISMO’S DEATH LIKE
HE WAS A COOL PINK WISH MAKER THAT WAS TOTALLY CHILL AND WAS JAKE’S GOOD BUDDY LIKE
You’re lucky you’re all big and baby and
kinda cute and innocent now
Otherwise I would’ve given you a giant kick in the butt
Because apparently comics are too high-tech for most of you people.
"but white people-" "but straight people-" "but men-"
Fun fact: “member of a majority” doesn’t mean “racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, sexist, douchebag!”
Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…
Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses
because that’s amazing